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ELON MUSK & IT&D TO THROW FIRST-EVER EDM FESTIVAL ON THE MOON

MUSK, IT&D REVEAL MASSIVE OPERATION FOR FIRST EDM EVENT TO TAKE PLACE ON THE MOON. Elon Musk, founder, CEO, and CTO of SpaceX; co-founder, CEO, and product architect of Tesla Motors; co-founder and chairman of SolarCity; co-chairman of OpenAI; co-founder of…

WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER – NOT IBIZA – PRIME CAUSE OF KET AND MUSHROOM USE (SHARE)

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media Player drug culture originated. For years it was assumed the cause for Britain’s greatest drug epidemic…

SOURCE: MARSHMELLO TO SUE DJ ARSE SMELLO? (SHARE)

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.” New on the scene and rapidly getting massively popular, DJ ARSE SMELLO…

MARTIN GARRIX INVESTS IN UNIQUE SET OF PYRO-TECHNICS TURNTABLES

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up in the air” In a bid to stay ahead of the competition and silence the nay-sayers, MARTIN GARRIX…

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: DEADMAU5 CAN’T EAT

[wp_ad_camp_2] Post by Hammarica. [wp_ad_camp_1] Ever thought why Deadmau5 looks soooo damn skinny? Even for the stars, life can be difficult. Deadmau5 has all the fame and money in the world. But whereas you can just go to a sub…

THIS DUDE IS NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME

[wp_ad_camp_2] Post by Hammarica. As the Bassrock remix of Jason Jenings’ Chaos keeps gaining views (now 80,000+), Hammarica released a new video featuring the track ‘Riptide’. Riptide comes from the Beachhead EP which was released earlier on the Hammarica label….

DESPITE REPORTS AVICII AND BETTENCOURT HAVE SPLIT BUT DON’T SPLIT

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Countless media report Avicii and his girlfriend Raquel Natasha Bettencourt have split. While that is the case, they didn’t actually split. Many would perceive the amount of selfies Avicii and Bettencourt post on social media is overdone. Tacky…

HIBERNATE LOSES ENTIRE ALBUM AFTER DRUNK GIRL DESTROYS HIS STUDIO COMPUTER

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Montreal producer HIBERNATE loses entire album after drunk girl destroys his studio computer during a party. But then finds it again. Somehow. Four years ago, Montreal artist Hibernate produced 8 tracks in an inspirational storm not lasting more…

SANTA CLAUS PRACTICES TO BECOME EDM DJ

[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Recent sightings have seen Santa Claus practice to become an EDM DJ Each year Santa Claus comes to the States to give joy and merry to the kids. Always on top of what kids wants, this year proved…